Wife: what are you doing?
Me: Walking through the orchard across the street from my office that got destroyed after that snowstorm
Wife: why?
Me: because, it looks cool. Honestly, it’s kind of creepy. it’s like the type of thing that you’d find that borders a haunted Mansion.
Wife: except there’s no mansion
Me: but what if I was to accidentally step through a dimensional portal and get lost? Then forced to take refuge in the mansion at night fall, only to be attacked and maybe killed by a possessed suit of armor?
Wife:….
Me: Did I just write an episode of Buffy?
Wife: yeah, I think you did.

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