I was in the elevator at the doctor’s office yesterday and an elderly couple stepped in. I asked what floor. The older man said “Careful she likes to push people around” She gets a huge grin on her face, reaches over and start lightly pushing him. He points at her.

She responded at this point “Not everyone, just Italian men.”

We reached the floor they were exiting on and the doors opened

I kind of laughed and said “Well I’m safe then, I’m Welsh and German” He chortled as he left “No one pushes you around do they?”