Archive for March, 2005


Protected: From todays paper

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Turbine Limerick Contest

This started out innocent enough…

But it just so happens that the same day of the limerick contest they had a soup day, Employees brought soup and Bread and feed the entire staff. the hit of the event was… texas Chili and a Sausage bean soup

And you can see where this is going

Chris
There once was an FPS lamer,
Who fancied himself quite the gamer,
With a cheat download one night,
He cleared all walls from sight,
And he claimed he’d become the best aimer.

There once was a game forum poster,
Who had the IQ of a toaster.
With glee and delight,
He flamed threads left and right,
Of feats with your mother he was quite the boaster.

Mike C
Four ghosts were trapped in a maze,
While Pac-Man moved in his craze
Though hunted for sport,
They made their retort:
“You’ve outlived your Halcyon Days!”

Mike R
There once was a programmer named Cratchet
Who took to the code with a hatchet.
As ship dates drew near,
He said with a tear,
“If worse comes to worse we can patch it.”

Michelle
My leet necromancer named Jones
Has an army of skeleton drones;
these wee little noobs
met Andariel’s boobs
and reverted to piles of bones.

On a Thursday it did come to pass
that the bank of computers called NAS
while on a big spree
of work for E3
had fallen quite flat on its ass.
Cut for Lenght.. it’s HUGE.. and mine are at the very bottom.

Protected: *filtered* Retro…

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the CEO went to LA to do some work and ran across this place…

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